no offense

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.

You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded

by biathczsssww February 14, 2012

No Offense

A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.

Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying.
Allie: Well, offense taken!

by Astr0n0va December 5, 2017

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019

Offense

to help a friend out with a member of the opposite sex by "talking them up"; A wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid

Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"

Girl: "OMG OK"

by courthouse September 11, 2013

No offense

A warning that someone's about to offend the shit out of you

No offense but your face disgusts me

by Mr fathom July 9, 2018

offense

A feeling that other people have.

People take offense at everything these days, but not me.

by futureblues August 27, 2018

no offense

A pre-statement that allows for any possible offensive or derogatory remark you are about to declare. As long as the offensive remark has this pre-statement in front, it is assumed that the declarer is not to be held accountable for the repercussions of the statement to follow. If this is declared post-statement, the safety net is somewhat removed, the statement loses some girth, and the speaker can be held accountable to the spoken words.

Example 1 Pre-statement:

John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."

Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"

Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."

Example 2 Post-statement:

Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."

Cindy: "OMG."

Tim: "Mike - you're fired."

by Joey Fizzle May 4, 2016