Ned

A true epic gamer and musician, more so than that fucking loser Ted

'Woah I sure am glad I am Ned, not that stupid fucking idiot Ted'

by NotNedThisIsTedISwear June 2, 2020

Ned

Alien ballsack on crack big smack butt crack cute snack thick pack

Me: "Ned get your ass over here"
Ned: "ok"

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 6, 2020

Ned

EVERY NED AREN'T THAT BAD OKAY ?
THERE IS SOME GOOD ( or at least that try to be good) NED IN THE WORLD CUZ THAT'S ALSO A FIRSTNAME !
DONT BE SO MEAN WITH A SIMPLE WORD !!!!!!!!!

person : hi Ned
Ned : JUST "HI" CUZ I'M A NORMAL PERSON

by lil' snowgirl November 21, 2021

Ned

Ned is Tom Hollands bestfriend in Spiderman.

Ned, you're my bestie for life!

by never gonna' give you up March 18, 2022

Ned

Big Aussie Bloke which likes to shoot bush turkeys and hates the teachers and the girls love his cock

Ned kelly the greatest aussie

by NEDANDNICKO.COM.AU May 24, 2018

Ned

A Fun, Awesome, Baller, who likes to have a good time

That guy is such a Ned

by Alison Nelson May 9, 2017

Ned

Stands for Non-Educated Delinquent. The stereotype is someone who wears white tracksuits, burbery cap, has a bottle of Buckfast (cheap alcohol) in his/her hand. Generally applied to the violent NED stereotype.

"S***, NEDs!"

by - October 5, 2003