by sumpfbold November 21, 2021
Get the Mof mug.Plough, drill, plough, kiss and slow, plough, plough, intermission…. Drill, plough, kiss and plough… andddddd scene
“Oh darling I could plough you all day but my next patient Ethel Furbanks, the local hypochondriac, is due her appointment at 10pm”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”
by Cumkeeper June 17, 2025
Get the Dr Moffed mug.“Miserable Old Fuck” - MOF. You don’t have to physically be old to be a MOF, it’s just a perspective people hold who have given up on life and retain their own unhappiness out of laziness for change.
Fucking MOF’s.
by Aknownmouse September 17, 2025
Get the MOF mug.A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.
Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
by Nyknup September 17, 2025
Get the Moffing Myrtle mug.A MOF is someone who takes the term "tree hugger" to the next level. Not only do they passionately embrace all things green, but they also believe they have a personal relationship with Mother Earth herself. You'll find a MOF composting like it's a competitive sport, carrying reusable bags as if they're fashion statements, and glaring at anyone who dares to use a plastic straw. Essentially, a MOF is the ultimate eco-warrior who treats every day like Earth Day.
"Ever since Jenna became a MOF, she's been biking to work, growing her own vegetables, and even started a campaign to ban single-use plastics in our town."
by mostpostghost June 13, 2024
Get the MOF mug.A MOF (Mother's Only Friend) is someone who takes the term "tree hugger" to the next level. Not only do they passionately embrace all things green, but they also believe they have a personal relationship with Mother Earth herself. You'll find a MOF composting like it's a competitive sport, carrying reusable bags as if they're fashion statements, and glaring at anyone who dares to use a plastic straw. Essentially, a MOF is the ultimate eco-warrior who treats every day like Earth Day.
"Ever since Jenna became a MOF, she's been biking to work, growing her own vegetables, and even started a campaign to ban single-use plastics in our town."
by mostpostghost June 14, 2024
Get the MOF mug.„Übrigens nicht wundern, dass es hier so ein bisschen dunkel ist, erstens haben wir Abend und zweitens bin ich kein Mof."
by Geheimvogel May 14, 2024
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