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mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25
Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017
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daytona mistletoe

Its when you eat your partners ass and a dingleberry gets stuck in your mustache and the first person who spots it must kiss the mustache
After shunaid ate terrys ass...Joey spotted the dingleberry and had to kiss shunaids daytona mistletoe
by Rokabily January 19, 2021
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Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.
"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."
by trijicog January 14, 2024
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Dirty MistleToe

When you take a dirty shit outside and wipe your ass with mistletoe
I was desperate so I took a dirty mistletoe in the neighbours front garden
by LewB05 November 26, 2023
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Indian mistletoe

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe
by Vvengesnuup August 1, 2023
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Southern mistletoe

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.
by RealAssCody August 13, 2023
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Pink mistletoe

When you force your girlfriends butthole to prolapse and then bend her over and kiss her between her legs and under her inner anus.
Brock’s favorite time of the year is Christmas because He gets to kiss all his clients under his pink mistletoe at the barbershop
by Sluggerfunk January 13, 2022
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