Get the Marijuana mug.A beautiful, magical herb that brings joy and happiness to all the people of the world who are open minded enough to give it a chance.
Mom: Smoke the marijuana, it'll make you feel young, alive, vibrant and colorful!
Child: O.O Ok.
Government: *Arrests mom*
Child: O.O Ok.
Government: *Arrests mom*
by Rosalieee. August 29, 2010
Get the Marijuana mug.The flower of love. Brings relaxation, new thought processes, and a general feeling of happiness when used wisely. Also gives a really cool body high.
Before I started to smoke weed I was so tightly wound, but now I'm laid back and chill. Yay marijuana!
by eyesmokechronic April 18, 2009
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And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
by Lol chillen July 29, 2014
Get the Marijuana mug.A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks
by Cookierammer October 7, 2014
Get the Marijuana mug.A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!
It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.
No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!
It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.
No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Don't legalize marijuana!
by God is Dead January 23, 2015
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