Manila

A group of young dirty old men who people often use as a term to make fun of nerds and losers.

Yo dude look at those guys they look like Manila!

by jawn123456789 September 13, 2020

Manila

Gay

Ew gross dude that was so manila!

by jawn123456789 September 13, 2020

Manila Embassy Reach Around

When you see that the Manila embassy or any other embassy processes student visas and tourist visas during Covid, but doesnt do anything for American petitioned family based visas, such as K1.

Wow I've been waiting on my fiancee Visa for 9 months. Even during the pandemic, the embassy has been giving handies to tourists and students nonstop. But has refused to help us. I'm a victim of the Manila Embassy Reach around.

by Garglefart December 3, 2020

Singapore School Manila

A horrible prison with nothing inside. It is worse than Alcatraz. The average student wants to kill themselves due to how it's like inside. FUCK THIS SCHOOL I WANNA ESCAPE

Person1:I go to Singapore school Manila.
Person2:Oh no! you poor thing

by Jotaro Joestar May 18, 2023

Manila Envelope

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.

I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023

Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work

Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!

by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023

send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs

sentence someone to death, ban someone or put a person in a big trouble
Manila is a capital of Philippines, a country known for their drug issues. The president of it, Rodrigo Duterte, stated that he will kill everyone who has drugs.

(on a Discord server)
user: Hey, if I will post this drawing on a server, will you send me to Manila with a bag of drugs?

(in school)
Student: the only way to change his attitude is sending him to Manila with a bag of drugs. would be nice to see this.

the only way to check how fast they will react is to send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs

by bibarelot December 6, 2018