noun
ma-gət \
inflected form(s): plural -s
: one associated with MAGA aspiring someday to become little better than the flies of summer yet too underdeveloped, even still, to buzz off.
ma-gət \
inflected form(s): plural -s
: one associated with MAGA aspiring someday to become little better than the flies of summer yet too underdeveloped, even still, to buzz off.
<A rainbow coalition of the discontented, borne of shit, what we call Magats>
<Magats in the wild are attracted to the “Decay of Lying” but hate Oscar Wilde who wrote it because he’s gay, they say, as an arrogant adolescent repeating by rote>
<Don’t post bullshit; it’ll only draw Magats to your handle>
<Great Depression, nope, not ringing a bell. A tariff in lieu of tax sounds great, again? – Magat>
<What’s that god-awful smell? Oh, boy, instead of multiplying fish, looks like the Second Coming of Orange Jesus dragged out another red herring and sure as shit the Magats are all over it. Yecch!>
<Dear God, I thought, I've been infected by an earworm. My friend the Liberal says that's what you call Magats that get into your head and commence chewing your brains>
<Magats at FOX News cover this crap, of course>
<Magats in the wild are attracted to the “Decay of Lying” but hate Oscar Wilde who wrote it because he’s gay, they say, as an arrogant adolescent repeating by rote>
<Don’t post bullshit; it’ll only draw Magats to your handle>
<Great Depression, nope, not ringing a bell. A tariff in lieu of tax sounds great, again? – Magat>
<What’s that god-awful smell? Oh, boy, instead of multiplying fish, looks like the Second Coming of Orange Jesus dragged out another red herring and sure as shit the Magats are all over it. Yecch!>
<Dear God, I thought, I've been infected by an earworm. My friend the Liberal says that's what you call Magats that get into your head and commence chewing your brains>
<Magats at FOX News cover this crap, of course>
by Descartes before da horse June 4, 2025
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Definition: Any person who relates to one or more of the following:
* Wears a "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) hat.
* Usually racist, fascist, thick as a brick, and have their head stuck up an orange clown crybaby.
* Voted to end democracy in the U.S. in 2024, and usually also in 2020 and 2016.
* Have family members that don't ever want to speak with them or see them again.
* Have never left the continental U.S. or most likely their own state or county for any period of time.
* Thinks women are property meant solely for cooking, cleaning, and tending to children.
* Owns enough weapons and ammunition to arm a militia, but somehow constantly fears for their own safety.
* Mentally deranged from decades of malnourishment, alcoholism, poor education, tractor vibration concussion, and never having had their dads tell them they love them.
* Probably had to use some kind of chemical or just copious amounts of alcohol to get laid for the first time.
* Drives a Ford truck, often with prosthetic testicles hanging off of the back.
* Constantly needs to assert their masculinity in everything they do out of fear that people will forget that they are, in fact, a straight, white male.
* Secretly dreams of being invited by a Wizard.
Definition: Any person who relates to one or more of the following:
* Wears a "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) hat.
* Usually racist, fascist, thick as a brick, and have their head stuck up an orange clown crybaby.
* Voted to end democracy in the U.S. in 2024, and usually also in 2020 and 2016.
* Have family members that don't ever want to speak with them or see them again.
* Have never left the continental U.S. or most likely their own state or county for any period of time.
* Thinks women are property meant solely for cooking, cleaning, and tending to children.
* Owns enough weapons and ammunition to arm a militia, but somehow constantly fears for their own safety.
* Mentally deranged from decades of malnourishment, alcoholism, poor education, tractor vibration concussion, and never having had their dads tell them they love them.
* Probably had to use some kind of chemical or just copious amounts of alcohol to get laid for the first time.
* Drives a Ford truck, often with prosthetic testicles hanging off of the back.
* Constantly needs to assert their masculinity in everything they do out of fear that people will forget that they are, in fact, a straight, white male.
* Secretly dreams of being invited by a Wizard.
Officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Driver: "Whayya mean swass going fhast?! I wash jusht shwing my kidszz in deh back how to do handrcksh turns!"
Officer: (over the radio) "I'll need reinforcements, we have another DUI MAGAt here"
Officer:
Driver: "Whayya mean swass going fhast?! I wash jusht shwing my kidszz in deh back how to do handrcksh turns!"
Officer: (over the radio) "I'll need reinforcements, we have another DUI MAGAt here"
Officer:
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