Kristopher

A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.

Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*

Person: Can you write this paper for me?

Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!

by IHATEHIM558 January 24, 2024

Kristopher

Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.

Kristopher fuck you nigg@

by NuggieMan November 22, 2021

Kristopher

the name of a guy that will blow your back out on site

holy shit its Kristopher watch out hes gonna blow our backs out!!!

by kriiisss November 14, 2021

Kristopher Snowdon

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.

Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.

by Rabbi86 October 30, 2021

Kristopher

A regular dude with a cool name. Comes from the name Christopher but with a special dazzle on it. He’s lame though

Is that Kristopher? He’s so average, idk why people like him.

by Themanoflameness June 30, 2021

Kristopher

The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.

Wow, I hope my son grows up to be a Kristopher some day!

by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021

Kristoph-Sexual

a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"

It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire

Damn, Someone just pissed on me and now I am feeling very Kristoph-sexual

by Kristoph Gavin April 15, 2024