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Jums

Acronym for Jaguar's Utmost Malleable Song.
When a girl has a really stretchy vagina.
" Dude, I hooked up with a girl last night, age had the biggest jums I've ever seen!"
by HazelMcM June 1, 2018
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Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong
by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023
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Jumming

When you Cum, Lactate, Poop, Pee, Squirt, and Vomit at the same time
Person 1: bro I was jumming hard last night
Person 2: dude what the fuck
by Big man1001 February 25, 2023
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Jumming Mission

To Jum. A very funny term that is the name of a google play store version of the PSP port of "Crash Of The Titans".
Caddicarus couldn't do a Jumming Mission because his phone was gay
by V1rginEarz January 26, 2024
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Shlum jum

Referring to marijuana (aka pot) dab, it is oil which is lumpy and out of place. Some might even say it doesn't make sense why it ever took the form it did, but then again isn't dabbing an art?
Look at that shlum jum on the end of that braided dab.
by Shlumjum September 5, 2018
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Jum

Jonas + cum = jum
I want a big fat face load of Jum.
by Destroyjonie April 27, 2022
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Jum

Hey Billy, looks like we ran out of strawberry jam, you want some jum instead?
by HoochRiddler January 18, 2022
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