Dirty Ismael

When someone who has their dick circumcised attempts to copulate with a tin can.

"Omg did you know that John did a Dirty Ismael in our dorm room yesterday?"

"Wow i didnt known he was circumcised"

by Shalom Groyper580 September 2, 2021

the ismael classic

when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.

“did you just pull of the ismael classic”

by IDIEDONTHURSDAY November 17, 2020

Pria Ismael

A complete wanker

Omg ! josh is such a Pria ismael

by PriaisaLesbian March 5, 2009

Ismael Ailmange

that one gay kid whom likes Gain carlo and kisses Mr. Parrish on the lips.

Ismael Ailmange is gay for Gian carlo

by cruzship1234 May 16, 2022

Ismael

Ismael a little black midget born om Stavanger sykehus.
Ismael has big ears and monkey features.

Person 1: hey is that a chimpanzee walking over
Person2: probably not, he seems dumb
Person 1: yee, it might be a ismael

by Fakta101 February 17, 2019

Ismael

Dude who is trash at war zone, and has a small sac

Don’t be an Ismael

by Jdkfnsk May 12, 2020

Ismael

Ismael is the perfect man, he is literally Batman !! He is the kindest person on earth. Despite his cold and mysterious look, he is the sweetest man i know. Ismael is very handsome, talented, strong, sexy, attractive, delicious, patient, smart, funny, polite, cute, sensitive, kind and sweet. He knows everything, and he is so good at everything, that's crazy. He has a beautiful soul with a pure heart, he looks like he can kill you, but he's a sweetheart and a cutie. He will treat you like his princess all the time because he is a real gentleman. He's very charismatic and when you are with him everything is so warm and so sweet. In his arms everything feels unreal. He has this calm and reassuring presence and voice that everyone need. He knows how to reassure you and comfort you when you need it. Ismael is very strong, but he is a very sensitive boy, and that's so cute !!

He's just so amazing, perfect and precious.

- OMG who is your boyfriend ?
- my boyfriend is Ismael !!

by hisgirlfriendNaï<3 November 12, 2023