Pulling a Guava

To metaphorically fall on one's face; to royally screw up.

Jesus Christ, Ellen! You just pulled a serious guava when you tried to livestream last night! You're queen of pulling a guava!

by Skiivin December 29, 2016

guava roll

tasty roll made with guava and usually eaten with a sauce

I love to eat guava roll on hot and cold days.

by Guava Roll January 24, 2017

Guava Juice

Idk. It's just fun to say. Juice from a guava, I'm presuming. Whatever a guava is.

(Instead of cursing for those too cowardly)

"OH, GUAVA JUICE! THAT REALLY HURT!"

by Firebird935 September 24, 2021

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

salty guava

when you let a creampie dry inside your pussy

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night.

Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

by Euroccu September 24, 2022