Fucktion

The function of fucking

My girlfriend taught me how to fucktion properly.

by Marie Hitler April 29, 2020

fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.

Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"

by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024

Fucktional

Something so dysfunctional, that it's fucked beyond repair.

Evie's brain is fucktional

by Xirr00 July 2, 2021

Fucktion

The opposite of function, a circumstance of being utterly unable to function and made so by multiple issues

As you can see, the office continues to fucktion entirely.

by Lateric December 30, 2021

Fucktion

Have to fuck to function

I must fucktion to start my day.

by #AllDayNinja January 9, 2021

Fucktional

Functioning, albeit in a fucky way.

My family is a bit fucktional, as we always attend parties half drunk already and fighting like hillbillies, but we always still leave together.

by ALL Lawn n Land MN May 18, 2021

Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.

I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.

by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025