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Fucktion

My girlfriend taught me how to fucktion properly.
by Marie Hitler April 29, 2020
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a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.
Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"
by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024
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Fucktional

Functional complete dysfunction aka Shystem's Function that is FUBAR Fucked UP ~ SHIFUBAR!!! ~ yet barely functioning.

“When criminals gain possession of the State machinery – as we KNOW Corporate-Political Elites have done – the Corporation State continues to function because fear, mediocrity and corruption in office, salaried position and general-practiced citizenry cannot summon the moral courage to WITHHOLD OUR COLLABORATION!”

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)
NACTZ1 'Rule' in AOTEAROA New Zealand will mean the complete PRe-Veil of Globalized, Neo-Bellum, Neo-Colonial, Neolobotomized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Zombieconomic WaffeFF Fucktional Faschism, and WE'RE fucken DONE if that happens.
by PartisanZ July 11, 2023
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Fucktion

I must fucktion to start my day.
by #AllDayNinja January 9, 2021
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Fucktion

The opposite of function, a circumstance of being utterly unable to function and made so by multiple issues
As you can see, the office continues to fucktion entirely.
by Lateric December 30, 2021
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Fucktional

My family is a bit fucktional, as we always attend parties half drunk already and fighting like hillbillies, but we always still leave together.
by ALL Lawn n Land MN May 18, 2021
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Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.
I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.
by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025
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