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Fidget Spinner

a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall
"*someone throws a fidget spinner at a wall* damn u, ugly piece of plastic and metal"
by druscus June 14, 2018
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Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019
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1. Not cool anymore.
2. Extinct, like the dinosaurs. And the Dab. And the Whip and Nae Nae. And covfefe. And the Floor Is Lava.
Jack: Got a new fidget spinner bro, check it! Wanna play the Floor Is Lava?
Alan: WHY??
Evie (me): And this is an example of a dead meme. See Dat Boi.
You: *claps*
Me: Now... I'M ON A QUEST TO FIND A RARE PEPE!!!
You: Random doesn't equal funny!
Me: IT'S NOT RARE IF IT'S ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE!
REEEEEEEEEE!
by OddAndEvie July 5, 2017
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A toy with three sides that can only spin.
by Barb00111222 May 31, 2017
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I have a fidget spinner.
So...you have autism.
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The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.
Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End
by papasito6 May 21, 2017
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A hand toy for retards and millennials.
Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!
by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018
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