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Improbable Dollop

When you have that one piece of shit is wedged in your asshole and won't drop out. Thinking you are done and you wipe over and over but the damn thing is just marking up your toilet paper like a melting crayon.
I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the improbable dollop but it would not diminish in consistency.
by ThatWVGuy August 20, 2017
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Double dollop

Where you shit and cum on someone at the same time
Bruv I shit on her when I cummed
Mate how did you double dollop
by Big large boi 69 January 21, 2019
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dolloped

The feeling felt by a dolloper

To be well and truly wrecked, through the use of substances either legal or otherwise e.g Pissed or stoned.
"No way am I gonna even attempt to drive home mate. I feel absolutely fucking dolloped."

"Proper good shit man, that's real dolloping tackle"
by Marko the Great March 10, 2005
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