Dmitri

A boy who enjoys long walks on beaches, dances with the aunties and drinks with the older gentlemen.

All round good guy, albeit a bit weird sometimes.

Always looking out for that special girl who can make him as many sandwiches as he wants.

Man: hey is that Dmitri over there?
Woman: Yes he loves hanging out with the elderly lot
Man: is he dancing with that guys wife?
Woman: Yup...

by LAGehan November 22, 2021

Dmitry

Dmitry is that russian, tall and awkward guy who always makes people laugh, and sometimes can be cringe. Quiet non-athletic but sometimes can be smart.

Dmitry is cringe
I know

by Va1man May 7, 2025

Dirty Dmitry

when you stick your finger up a homies booty hole and he gets shit on it and you slowly smear it across his forehead like Simba and lick it off.

"Bro... I just caught Dan giving john a dirty dmitry again!"

by WhatTheActualFuckingFuck March 8, 2024

Dmitry Medvedev

Guys, relax. Medvedev doesn't really want the UK nuked, his favourite bands are literally 60s and 70s rock bands.

Dmitry Medvedev is a well known fan of Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple and Pink Floyd.

by UltimateDoge February 2, 2026