Colten Enman

A person who walks and talks like a tool

What a fuckin colten enman....

by TwerkMasterNoah November 20, 2014

Colten is bad at games

An insult referring to the toxic castle maining rainbow six siege player SavageShark546.

Austin: Heyyyyy did you see my 1 man feed??

Elisha: COLTEN IS BAD AT GAMES!!!!!

Austin: Dafuq?

by ZMan501st April 17, 2018

Colten Harris

The best damn thing that ever happened to this whole world besides Barack Obama.

Dude this ice cream is so colten harris!

by Crackerjack2012 July 29, 2009

colten

some one who gets bullied a lot and bullies are attacked to.

he is so colten.

by thebae666 March 18, 2019

Colten W. Parker

A YouTuber named Colten W. Parker with a Goal to 1000 Subscribers

Hay do you know Colten W. Parker?

by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023

Colten

Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.

Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp

by Theslay August 24, 2023

Colten

He doesent give a fuck about anything or anyone just ask him

Colten doesnt give a shit

by Logjig November 1, 2019