Chapin Eagle

A species of bird that lives on the coast of Lake Murray in South Carolina. A very frail and arrogant animal, this species makes it’s nests out of Spare $100 bills from their father’s wallet. They’re known for their fight or flight mechanism. Showing all talk, but back down when truly threatened.

“Chapin Eagles lose to Dutch Fork Silver Foxes 87-0, They’re to soft for 5A football. I think they should stick to 4A.”