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Callum

Callum is the type of person who would rather survive on porn then food, he cant last a day without a quick wank. He’s one of those people you don't want in your dm’s.
Yo was Callum in ur dm’slast night,
by Johnaustin October 19, 2019
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Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".
Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"
by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014
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by Del Meme May 5, 2017
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Oh look it’s Callum

I bet he has a small penis
by Callum has a micro penis May 14, 2021
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Callum is a hot, awesome, bootaful person. He's sooooo good on stage and he listens to all my problems and is such a champ and whoever goes out with him is so lucky.
Love you baby, Meez
Callum is wikid! :-)
by Meez July 9, 2004
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Callum is a sexy lad
by Elle gallaer March 3, 2017
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Callum is a sweet and caring boy/girl with good motives. Extremely handsome and masculine. His academic success has great potential meaning he’s intelligent in many ways. His love life is straightforward unlike him who finds it hard to express his feelings towards a loved one but it all eventually works out. Tends to make many sacrifices for people. This girl/guy tends to roll with life most of the time. He’s hard to dissect but once you have you find him extremely attractive. Most of the time, his life comes straight out of a book. Enjoys visual entertainment. The most white/caucasian person you’ll ever come across. Tends to fall for his/her bestfriend. Lives a long life.
Your such a fool, take more notes from Callum.
by AbdulRoF October 30, 2018
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