cog

A big black dick.

Damn that nigga has a huge cog.

by yeeeeedawg November 5, 2010

Cog

A cat that is so dog-like and affectionate it betrays the stereotypically stoic nature of the feline.

My cat is a total cog -- he can't fall asleep unless we're spooning.

by JennyPenny1122 July 6, 2011

Cog

1. A cat that thinks it is a dog or a dog that thinks it is a cat.

Oh wow. my cog fetches AND enjoys catnip!!

by DarkSetzer April 16, 2006

cog

can refer to a Revolver Handgun because of its coglike revolving cylinder.

Don't front like you don't wanna pull your cog out in front of Bunz - BELLY (restaraunt scene)

by jonathan May 1, 2004

cog

short for cognitively disabled (aka retarded)

You fucking cog you just broke my guitar!

by Dr.Suess May 26, 2006

Cog

A person who has weird sense of humor or is retarded.

Amanda is a COG cause she thinks she can fall down the stairs couple of times and hit her head and still be safe.

by Ethnic guy March 22, 2011

Cog

An insignificant who defends corporate/capitalistic ideologies by regurgitation instead of thinking. A Cog enjoys saying how badly something positive will affect the 'economy'.

I found out Brian is a Cog yesterday, he said that a carbon tax would collapse our economy as all the big companies would just move to places like Ireland.

Quotes from Cogs

"I don’t think you realise how devastating banning all 18-wheelers in 5 years would be to the economy."
"A lot more will die if we don't re-open our economy, the flu is deadlier anyway and we don't lockdown for that."

by What'sThePoint June 27, 2020