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Burch

A term used to refer to your sister even though it has no real or relevant association. Mostly used by people of Central Western Illinois, Central Eastern Iowa, and Presque Isle Maine.
Burch! I miiiiiissss you!
by Ehumm13 August 17, 2018
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Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017
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Burch sisters

When you can get with not only one but two girls and they are trashy sisters.
Where were you last night? Dude I was getting with the burch sisters.
by Snakesnake February 7, 2017
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Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023
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Caden burch

Plays sports gets all the girls an has a sense of humor.
(Caden Burch) will break your heart
by Da big PP July 2, 2020
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Caden Burch

A all around fuck boy who will break your heart
by Da big PP July 2, 2020
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Burch Syndrome

The disability that Timmy Burch has on South Park
“If Jimmy has Cerebral Palsy, then what does Timmy have?”
“I think he just has Burch Syndrome
by I Like To Define Words June 6, 2021
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