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Birdbathing

The act of splish-splashing water from the sink onto your dick and balls, as mentioned in Ep. 22 of The Judgies: Josh Gets Roasted. Can also be used as "birdbathin'" or "birdbathin' it"
"When I was birdbathing after doing the business, a house centipede made a mad dash for the ol' cock and ball."
by commie_scum October 1, 2021
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Birdbath

When you cum in a girls belly button, then slap your dick in it and splash it all over her.
Jesse gave his dick a birdbath in my belly button last night and got cum everywhere.
by Redrvm August 6, 2021
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birdbath

when you stretch your nuts out in the shower to collect water and let your woman drink out of it.
BirdBath- I gave Julie the birdbath last night she loved my nuts.....
by SourMayo February 4, 2022
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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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Birdbath

1. A bath for birds, usually made of stone or a similar material.
2. What Mustard gave to the "dirty money" his family came up on in "Ballin"
1. "Did you see Ken's new Birdbath he installed last week? It's so pretty!"
2. "Family came up on dirty money, gave it a Birdbath"
by JeremiahThompson June 11, 2024
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Birdbathing

When you stretch the excess skin of your testicles to form a bowl and urinate into it and wait for a birdie to land on it and drink
I like to go birdbathing at the park
by Mike was whore's key August 25, 2023
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