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One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.
Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.
There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.
See also basic bitch syndrome.
One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.
Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.
There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.
See also basic bitch syndrome.
Dr: “we have the results. As I diagnosed. You have basic bitch and your husband has contracted this from you”
Husband: “what can I do?”
Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”
Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”
Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”
Husband: “what can I do?”
Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”
Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”
Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”
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You: Prove it,
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by BasicByotch March 24, 2016
Get the Basic Bitch mug.A 2/10 in looks, trying so hard to be "different" or "original" that they just come off even more boring than all other basic bitch mainstreamers.
Eg.
"Eiw Sunshine is so lame I just want to stomp around in my £6.99 boots"
She has no job and tries desperately to make her dull life seem interesting by photographing mundane activities or cheap shit she bought with her husbands money. She's so basic even her hobbies are dull.
Eg.
"Eiw Sunshine is so lame I just want to stomp around in my £6.99 boots"
She has no job and tries desperately to make her dull life seem interesting by photographing mundane activities or cheap shit she bought with her husbands money. She's so basic even her hobbies are dull.
by Millydaydream September 23, 2014
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by Kaitlyn_is_Basic December 26, 2017
Get the Basic Bitch mug."Francis is a basic bitch."
by jzabrams October 2, 2014
Get the Basic Bitch mug.A character in a fighting game that is the one, the only, the poster boy/girl, the main character, the one everyone can play, the one who everyone likes, the one that is the jack of all trades, the one intentionally made to be beginner friendly, the one that is fundamentally sound in gameplay, the one that is ideal to learn the game with, the one that immediately comes to mind when you think of the game, the one you would recommend new players to pick up. Examples include:
Ryu from Street Fighter
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
Lars from Tekken (not poster boy/main character)
Ky from Guilty Gear
Kasumi from Dead or Alive
Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur
Ragna from Blazblue
Ryu from Street Fighter
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
Lars from Tekken (not poster boy/main character)
Ky from Guilty Gear
Kasumi from Dead or Alive
Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur
Ragna from Blazblue
A: I need someone to play in Street Fighter, who do you recommend?
B: Play Ryu, he's the basic bitch of the game. He'll teach you everything you need to know though.
B: Play Ryu, he's the basic bitch of the game. He'll teach you everything you need to know though.
by Gilgabob March 18, 2019
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