asser

if you wanna call someone an idiot but not call them an idiot

'How do you know he has a tiny dick'
'IT'S A JOKE YOU ASSER'

by Sinnicle May 2, 2021

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Asser

very smart person but can be annoying sometimes

Asser is so smart, dude

by khalooty March 20, 2023

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Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023

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Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023

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asser

Someone more ass than ass

Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!

by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 3, 2023

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ASSER

It's an ass while the "er" refer to a person like buyer someone who buys. Asser someone who have ass that you can kiss it.
يعم كسمك انت جي تحور و تعمل سيرش هنا

This guy is an asser he has an ass

by Asssoooorrrrr June 1, 2020

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