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Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.
She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.
by CornDog666 January 14, 2023
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Someone more ass than ass
Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!
by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 3, 2023
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An incredibly smart and handsome boy with the most beautiful brown eyes ever who likes to helo his friends and is very loyal and committed to them.
Girl 1: Oh my god did you see him
Girl 2: He must be an Asser
by Nourrrr Karim February 11, 2021
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ur asser then me kid
by fianfbajs March 15, 2021
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if you wanna call someone an idiot but not call them an idiot
'How do you know he has a tiny dick'
'IT'S A JOKE YOU ASSER'
by Sinnicle May 2, 2021
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gay bald chinese frog made in china ,that has cactus hair that pokes.
likes cock and ass.
he is such an asser with that look and personality!!
by calciumhammerheadshark September 25, 2022
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He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.
I wish if I was Asser
by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022
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