Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos

A cold hearted brunette big lip widow, Mellie murdered 6 of her own amongst her late wife. Mellie has a drinking problem. Mellie goes to rehab now. Don’t be a mellie.

Bro get the f**k away from her she’s a Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos

by Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos July 19, 2022

Edson Alvarez

Edson Alvarez is the best player on the Pexico national team and plays for Ajax in the Eredivisie.

Wow did you see the amazing performance Edson Alvarez had in the Champions League! He completely stopped that teams attack!

by edsonalvarez4 May 14, 2022

Mrs. Alvarez

A teacher that gives us a blooket every day then gives us a whole worksheet wil fractions and decimals

Oh Mrs. Alvarez! We just did a blooket! Why do we have to do 30 questions and its due at the end of class!

by Squidondrugs May 19, 2022

alvarez jayendra

okta's

alvarez jayendra is the coolest person ever.

alvarez jayendra is okta's.

by khailore March 21, 2022

Luis Walter Alvarez

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.

person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"

by theonethatscool October 28, 2021

Patti Alvarez

Patti Alvarez favorite daughter is Amelie Marie. She loves her more then Sophia Noblett. She is a pretty chav.

Patti Alvarez is an amazing pretty chav xoxo

by idk x May 22, 2021

The Alvarez Dick Suckers

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025