The day my life changed, Melani Bianca Maddumage entered my life like a devilish angel and stole my heart from me. This MJ-obsessed maniac has more guys swarming her than brain cells in her head. LOL
by GaRrY25 February 5, 2023
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by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011
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Gram: no what is it?
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by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022
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A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all
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by OXFORD OFFICIAL June 18, 2019
Get the 10th anniversary mug.The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.
My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.
by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020
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