Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.

Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.

by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021

The 71

You and your girl get into the 69 position and you both take one finger and insert it into each other's buttholes. So you got a 69 plus two fingers, the 71!

Hey baby I'm feeling frisky, would you like to try the 71 tonight?

by BiggieO13 November 17, 2022

71

i bet your from that chain well take 72 now

71 - 2 = 69 = nice

by BottomDop April 11, 2022

71-38

Two niggas in the back in a cadillac

yo those 14-10's are 71-38 on dubs

by P.I.M.P.123 December 18, 2004

71

71 is your typical 69 position but with a twist, two fingers in the butthole of your partner.

I was on top of Ali, we were 69ing, my balls were teabagging her chin, and I slipped two fingers up her ass to complete the 71. Then she gave me a rusty trombone.

by RobMiller December 29, 2024

71-31

"Sir,

more than kisses,
letters mingle souls;

For, thus friends absent speak."

John Donne✝ (15) 71-31 (16)

by Voiceofreason2 August 12, 2025

71

a gang that cole and daniella are in
gang 71

yo i heard you were talking shit abt 71
71?

yeah? the gang

by unknxn71 August 19, 2025