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January 1, 1970

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
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Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed
changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1
by cutelilmountain December 30, 2023
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January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!
Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)
by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020
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January 1

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020
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January 1

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush
Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*
by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020
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January 1

A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.
January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...
by Depressed bitch October 21, 2020
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