Chocolate

a. Other tangy candies
Sour patch kids have tons of very unhealthy dyes and colors. Smarties are fake sweetarts. Laffy Taffy doesn't even count. And nobodies ever heard of Tangy Zangies before. Even as I was writing this, my grammar checker didn’t think that was a word.

b. Chocolate
- The downsides of Nestlé, mars, and Hershey's chocolates can really linger. Each "fun size" bar provides 300 calories and fourteen grams of fat. And you'll get 8.5 grams of sugar from the crunchy yet sticky center, which is also likely to get stuck in your teeth. These companies committed to removing all artificial colors and flavorings from their chocolate products by the end of 2015, and apparently they're not big on keeping promises. The bars contain a list of artificial ingredients, such as TBHQ and citric acid. But the worst is yet to come, more than 40% of all chocolate these big guru's use is harvested with forced child labor in the ivory coast. SweeTarts use absolutely 0 slavery in their production.

c. Everything else

Gummies are lots worse than sweetarts, and don't release nearly as many healthy chemicals. In fact, when asked about it, 88% of respondents said that SweeTarts were the most enjoyable and tasty candies there were.

Chocolate is interesting

by TheZestyPepperoni July 7, 2021

chocolate-sauce pie

The act of smearing diarrhea on the breasts and vagina of a woman during intercourse.

mark: i gave becky the chocolate-sauce pie when she was passed out drunk last night.

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

Recycling Chocolate

When two girls have aggressive sex. And one girl lays on her back, and another girl sits on the other girls mouth and shits into it. Then they switch positions and proceed to do the same thing. They then make out and either stop or continue to have sex.

Woman 1: "Have you heard of Recycling Chocolate?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, let's try it!"

Woman 2 lays down, and Woman 1 begins to sit on her face and shits in her mouth.

by IGottaBounce...OnYourBoysDick, July 11, 2021

Chocolate syrup surprise

When your in the act of making love with your wife from behind and you slip your dick into her ass without saying anything first and then she proceeds to diarrhea all over your penis

“yea me and my wife were doing it last might and I gave her the old chocolate syrup surprise”

by Tonka Jahari January 17, 2026

Anderson Chocolate Surprise

When You Fuck A Girl And Accidentally Put It In Her Ass And She Likes It

We Tried Anal And He Gave Me An Anderson Chocolate Surprise

by 18.Panini January 25, 2026

Chocolate bomb

When 2 people eat chocolate/hot chocolate and have a make out session

Me and Ti had a Chocolate bomb on the way back from an event

by Phahlela January 28, 2026

Chocolate Croissant

The Chocolate Croissant is where a man first vaginally fucks a woman until she is loose and then he proceeds to deficate into his hands and then shoves it inside of the vagina and then continues to fuck while the poop is inside so it flows out like when you take a bite of a Chocolate Croissant

Connor: *fucks izzy vaginally*
Izzy: now pull out and do the Chocolate Croissant on me
Connor: *Defecates and shoves it into her pussy*
Izzy: its so warm now contine fucking

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 30, 2026