Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

Dropped chunks

When you strain for a fart and follow through with small solid chunks of turd.

Oh dear God! I dropped chunks!

by Microplus April 1, 2024

Drop dead

basically means to kill yourself

Elizabeth told Ann that she wished she'd drop dead. How Heartless!

by ThrowOutYourAxe July 16, 2022

Drop an A-tech

When you’re busting for a shit in a residential apartment and no one is watching, then proceed to leave skid marks for the owner to discover later.

I need to go drop an A-tech
I need to clean up after A-tech
There’s an A-tech surprise here/ A-tech have been here.

by Wombat85 July 21, 2022

Drop-down prompt

I don't was to join your shitty newsletter you dumb motherfucker! If I wanted to join I would open the menu manually and sign up for it!

Hym "But no! You had to try and force it on me and now my phone is frozen! I can't read the article anymore and I have to close my app. Which means it's going to refresh my page! Which means I now have to go find your shitty article. Which I'm not going to do."

Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2022

Dropped

Being hella good at something they just after nothing being completely ass

I’m so dropped

by Jejsnnsnebe June 12, 2022

Drone Drop

When internet attention-seekers gather information about people to create an exposé about them on social media in order to shame their subject. They spend their average salaries and time to gather information in an attempt to publicly humiliate people. They will go to different online spaces letting people know there is about to be a release of information they think might be humiliating by saying: Drone Drop.

Daniel drone dropped personal information in a Clubhouse room about 4 women who turned his down.

by Carolinewhite June 14, 2022