An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).
by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009
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He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
by Xiang March 18, 2005
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"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
by annonymous15 November 6, 2006
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telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
by k and D sessions June 28, 2005
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simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009
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Person A: Man I'm awesome, I totally became a wizard last night.
Person B: Not fair, I can never pass the Wizard's Trial. I always pass out after 6 cans of beer.
Person A: Mate an 8 year old girl could out drink you.
Person B: Not fair, I can never pass the Wizard's Trial. I always pass out after 6 cans of beer.
Person A: Mate an 8 year old girl could out drink you.
by herbie666 July 19, 2010
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