Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.

"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."

by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025

serving cunt

you are that bitch. serving cunt is the most you can possibly be eating something up. if you’re serving cunt you’re slaying the house boots down.

person 1: who’s that one artist who’s always serving cunt?
person 2: kesha.

by jmoneyp June 30, 2024

Serve me sum!

Serve me sum is a slang defining I'll have some or I'll take part in

Person 1: You wanna join our club?
Person 2: Serve me sum!

by Weaponism July 5, 2024

“Serving Ground Beef”

The saying, “Serving Ground Beef” is closely associated to the Sale/and or Distribution of the street drug “Heroin”, either alone or inside a network of other Entrepreneur(s)

“I’m just “serving ground beef” later b, pull up”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

Serving puss

When you slay the house down boots so hard that your puss cracks...

Whore 1. Wow I think I'm serving puss! Whore 2. You ate, you look so good. Whore 3. Purr!

by pussyserver April 3, 2025

ate, served and DEVOURED

when someone does something flawlessly, looked amazing, ate and ABSOLUTELY GIRLBOSSED

person 1: omg, did you see the barbie movie with Margot Robbie?!

person 2: yeah! they ate, served and DEVOURED with that movie

by girlbossqueen??? July 13, 2023

Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.

Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023