scooter birb

Hot bird with a scooter

Wowowowowo scooter birb is my dream boyfriend he’s so hot with his little scooter<3333

Hi ethab

by seacowwww March 7, 2021

Scooter Goblin

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees

by BigManBeef March 23, 2021

scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)

1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."

by oldtigercub March 21, 2011

Scooter Bops

A magical item that no one will ever have the decency to comprehend.
-n- the most desireable item on ones mind in a moment of thought.

Hey pal, did you get any scooter bops with that slut last night?

by KillaKr3w22 July 31, 2011

Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011

E-Scooter

Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.

After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.

by R3publican January 13, 2023

Scooter Hooter

The loud noise made when old goons orgasms (esp over a old man called Scooter)

That goon gave out an almighty scooter hooter

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023