I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

Pole-saw

To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.

I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.

by TheHarbinger682 May 24, 2023

saw

a thriller/horror franchise where most of the movies suck but its ok because they're still fun. definitely one of the soap operas ever made

me: unpopular opinion i think mark hoffman of saw fame shouldhave rough kinky sex with me
everyone else: jump off a bridge

by numberonesawfan June 2, 2023

Saw a person in half

A threesome with two guys and a girl or another guy, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. And the motion is similar to the use of a tandem saw.

Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.

Hey Bill, would you be up to saw a person in half later?

Sure, I've always wanted to go to Paris.

by Kyr_tandemsaw June 13, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Dick Saw

When a UFC fighter gets wasted by the other fighter in a violent and unbelievably vicious manner.

Drew Dober ran into a Dick Saw when Torres knocked him out in round one on the Mexican card. - Uncle Weezy.

by DAZFILES March 30, 2025

Hot Saw

A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.

Johnny's hot saw is rippin' through that cedar.

by treeturd April 21, 2025