Butt mouse

The lint ball that runs down your leg when taking a shower. Originates from the crack of your butt.

I was taking my shower when a big black butt mouse ran down my leg. It must have come from my new black undies.

by greyhat January 5, 2015

mouse cheese

Contrary to popular belief, mice really aren't all that crazy about cheese. Sure, they might eat it if there's nothing else around -- a hungry mouse can't be too picky -- but it's far from his favorite food.

If you happen to have a pet mouse, keep in mind that feeding him cheese could even be harmful as cheese is not a natural part of the mouse diet. Stick to fresh fruits and veggies along with high quality mouse pellets to maximize nutrition, with a few sweets and grains thrown in as an occasional treat.

This mouse cheese in the trap is sure to catch no mice

by 123blip June 18, 2018

mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.

Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.

by col.panik June 15, 2011

mouse's ear

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

by mgbeach September 7, 2006

mouse pad

A female's clitorus or vagina region.

Eric can you rub your finger on my mouse pad!?

by Aaron Riva December 10, 2007

mouse-trap

the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.

"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"

by Hans May 18, 2003

Perez Mouse

The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.

I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.

by RU55IAN December 22, 2010