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Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
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Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief
Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.
by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022
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Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.
I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.
by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026
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