Michael

he is the sweetest guy I've ever met, always tries to cheer me up, he's the funniest clown who makes me choke on laughter, hes got the most addictive personality ever like from his voice/laugh to his stupid comments, i wanna spend every second w him. if u ever want a lil bitch ass nerd w some good dick, get yoself a michael. ill never love anyone more than I love my Mikey Wikey

Michael: *exists*
me: *falls in love*

by skyethebunny February 2, 2022

Michael

Michael is literally Hitler

Man Fuck That Michael guy he is literally Hitler

by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021

Michael

very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality

Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay

by lolololl:) August 7, 2021

Michael

likes golf

who is that?
that’s michael he plays golf

by greek queen goddess November 24, 2021

Michael

A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.

“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LeeLeif February 3, 2023

Michael

The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.

Girl1- That's my ex boyfriend, Michael.
Girl2- What a coincidence, that's my ex too!

by JessxObscene December 12, 2010

Michael

Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls

dude that bitch is so michael

by thabitchyo November 16, 2010