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Zorro Kiss

The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.
“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
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Gyspyville kiss

Male takes a shit, while female sucks his warrior gracefully enjoying the moment together.
Alice gave me a gyspyville kiss last night...
by BigG91 June 22, 2021
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Kush Kiss

When a guy and girl are smoking the good kush and while they're kissing one person blows their smoke into the other persons mouth, so both are getting that good high. and it feels dope
Girl: Hey wanna smoke this J?
Guy: Yes.
(kush kiss)
Girl: mmm that was so hot let's get out of here
by Mary jane gud kush October 16, 2013
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Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023
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Grinch kiss

When a person does a gi clean out for 2 days then eats only asparagus and water for 3 days (without pooping) and on Christmas morning that person poops without wiping, goes to their partner and smudge their green star cannon on their partners mouth.
My beautiful wife Karen gave me a grinch kiss for Christmas!
by Jane092413 December 15, 2021
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Opulent Kiss

Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.
He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.
by patrick von fortingham February 9, 2005
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grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor
"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"
by Lolaws December 18, 2008
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