bitch eggs

A pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. Bitch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike.

What crawled up your ass and laid bitch eggs?

by assamajackin' February 10, 2009

egg flicker

An awesome band that will throw frozen eggs at you if your a hater

Don't be hatin on them Egg Flickers man

by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016

Egg Monkey

A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.

Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.

by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020

eggs on toast

THE BEST FOOD TO EXIST

The eggs on toast i had was better than my self -esteem

by Saltine Kracker November 17, 2017

eggs in a nest

When one man gently caresses (or nestles against) another man's testicles with his big bushy beard.

I bet that guy enjoys his eggs in a nest.

by Snowman2017 February 9, 2017

crotch egg

Testicles

The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.

by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020

egg-flap

Using a simple flick of the wrist, the aggressor strikes the victim square in the nuts with the back of his hand, inflicting severe testicular pain. Approaching moves include distraction, ambush, and the popular sneaky stealth manouvre.

Dude! You should've seen the egg-flap I gave Steve yesterday! It was epic!

by Matty Mc February 27, 2011