Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.

I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.

by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014

vapor dump

Is when you fart so hard, that it feels like you took an amazing poop.

I went to go drop a brick, but luckily it was only vapor dump.

by zingerthegrumpygoddess March 15, 2014

Dump fuzz

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.

*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"

by JKRex January 17, 2015

Spanish Dump

The shit you take (or have to take) immediately after eating Mexican food.

"Those burritos are gonna go right through me."
"You need to take a Spanish Dump, quick!"

by W4LDEN April 23, 2015

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016