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Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”
Oh bollocks I forgot
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Bollocks

Funny word Oliver says when something goes wrong
Oh bollocks.
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Bollocks

A pair of people that make you feel sick and resemble male genitalia
Ezra and Gina are the bollocks of the group
by Finineeniegirl September 12, 2020
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Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.
shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!
by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012
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Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.
Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.
by Oak79 June 17, 2011
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Bollocks

When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
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Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
by Busspass February 12, 2023
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