free-wiping

Using the left hand to clean oneself, also known as "free-wiping," is a traditional practice in some cultures, particularly in regions where water is the primary cleaning method. It is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and water afterward to maintain hygiene.

There are potential benefits to this practice, such as reducing paper waste and costs and putting less strain on sewage treatment plants.

During the pandemic, my girlfriend and I ran out of toilet paper, so we had to resort to free-wiping. :(

by AkashicRecord April 18, 2023

Ass Wipe

Ass wipe enough said

'your such an ass wipe...'

by retrosneeze December 11, 2018

Victory Wipe

A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?

Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.

by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018

Wayward Wipe

The accidental spreading of poop on your butt when wiping and not getting it fully removed.

Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there.
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!

by Urban humor July 30, 2017

Poorly wiping

When you wipe poorly

I'm poorly wiping

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018

Art Wipe

Like an ass wipe, only for people who suck at art

Man Susan, you’re such an art wipe today!

by Art Wipe Annie August 23, 2018

Juul wipe

When the person wipes the mouthpiece of your vape before giving it back to you.

Daniel is a lit dude! He always does a juul wipe after he hits my vape!

by Kittykibble January 25, 2019