velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 8, 2023

velvet and veneer

The coolest villains out there

Velvet and Veneer are the coolest villains out there

by Veneers.boyfriend November 30, 2023

red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.

We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.

by James Gresham December 19, 2023

Velvet monster

A woman's pussy

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.

by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023

Velvet surprise

When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.

Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020

Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period

"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"

by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020

Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove

“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch”

by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020