Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021

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accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.

Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."

by SueSuzy September 15, 2021

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sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021

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Black eyed Susan

When his balls sack hangin so low that he black in both of her eyes from behind her in doggy style position . Her names Susan ... ??

Black eyed Susan likes i from behind.

by One eye angi June 28, 2021

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A Susan

A Susan is a person who is solid, secure in themselves, loyal, and true. You can count on a Susan in times of trouble. They are wise for their years, the ultimate old soul. A Susan sees the best in others and will not hold a grudge because they know that every person experiences their own form of suffering. As such, a Susan is known for being compassionate and helping others.

Origins of the word "Susan": From Persian susan meaning "lily flower", from Egyptian sšn and Coptic shoshen meaning "lotus flower", from Hebrew Shoshana meaning "lily".. The lily and the lotus are regarded in many different cultures, especially in eastern religions, as a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration and rebirth.

Notable Susans: Susan L. Taylor, groundbreaking black writer and editor; Susan Stryker, founder of transgender studies initiative at University of Arizona; Susan Solomon, atmospheric chemist NOAA; Susan Golandam Taherkhani, influential Iranian singer.

Perry is such a susan! They give the best advice.
Thanks for being such a susan, I know I can always count on you.
I can wait for you to meet Ana and Eli--they are total susans, you'll love them.

by theurbanwitch July 7, 2021

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