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Crungle stump

A Crungle stump is a pair of balls that are huge,whale sized
by Why would I regret this? January 13, 2023
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The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
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Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob
Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.
by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022
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STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023
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stump

Rural Irish , my mother used it in reference to a penis. "Don't come near me with that stump whatever you do"
"come here your bold stump" my mother said that's a man's thing
by Mary and Michael July 27, 2017
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stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human
Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.
by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018
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Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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