Seattle Mudpie

A mud pie found Seattle but it’s just a homeless persons plop of shit on the ground

I was walking in downtown Seattle when I walked down an alley and stepped on a Seattle Mudpie

by Blueberrywaffles69 June 6, 2024

seattle sprinkle

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it around.

Dude, I just seattle sprinkled her room and now she wants me out

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 27, 2024

Seattle Twist

Hand Job technique where the giver uses a twisting technique while moving up and down the shaft and does a full 360 around the head like the Seattle Space Needle.

She used the Seattle Twist last night and made me nut in record time!

by Ho Ree Sheet June 30, 2024

Seattle Steam Dry

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried

John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude

by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024

Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking

Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025