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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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Searching up Wii sports on vimeo

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad
Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)
by Catsumi June 11, 2023
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search bait

Any social media video (likely on TikTok) whose entire purpose is to “bait” the viewer into searching a specific term or phrase, likely NSFW topics/accounts.
Geoffrey: “Hey, did you see jang’s new video about things you should never search up?”
Victor: “I honestly hate hate his videos - all he’s doing is creating search bait.”
by salcruzzle June 6, 2025
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Bored Searching

The Act of being so bored that you search up the most random things or tutorials on how to do the most random shit
Brian grew so bored playing football with the boys that he went home to try and see what's on netflix only for there to be nothing good so he grew so bored he was bored searching. he searched up out of boredom "how to eat butter with a shovel"
by peptobismoladdict June 10, 2025
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Search Google or type a URL

You're so bored that you're just typing rubbish into your computer.
"GAAH IM SO BORED"

"Me too."

"i literally just type Search Google or type a URL in google thats how bored i am"

"damn you really are bored"
by im a random bored guy April 17, 2024
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Pre-search

Looking up information someone or something before you even have an idea of what it might be, as in you’re pre-search will help decide if you even want to consider tackling a problem (or dating someone you hope is freaky)
“He asked me to listen to a weird sound coming from his motorcycle, so I told him to send me the make model and year so i could do some Pre-search on it”
by Playasakdeez May 1, 2024
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Searching for copper wire coils

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception
I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.
by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024
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