No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the I saw her climb up a wall mug.Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.
Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?
Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.
Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.
Brian said here let me show you guys…
Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.
Now let’s get to busting!
Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.
Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?
Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.
Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.
Brian said here let me show you guys…
Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.
Now let’s get to busting!
Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.
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Get the Gag See-Saw mug.A threesome with two guys and a girl or another guy, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. And the motion is similar to the use of a tandem saw.
Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.
Similar to Eiffel Towering and spit roasting.
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Get the Hot Saw mug.I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.
That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.
I do not watch the stars any more.
I do not look up.
That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.
I do not watch the stars any more.
I do not look up.
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