clam surfing

The process of rubbing a semi erect penis across the opening of a moist vagine.

She wouldn't let me stick it in, I had to settle for some heavy clam surfing. White capped her belly.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

surf hair

The dry, semi-stringy texture of a person's hair after surfing in the ocean and spending hours in the sun. Usually used as a term by people who surf a lot.

"Rebecca has surf hair from being on the waves so often."

by surfsince96 June 16, 2017

surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.

At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.

by LeighBotts June 22, 2016

Koishi surfing

The act of using your occult and the knockback of a projectile to follow your target as you're wallslamming them

Insert koishi surfing sentence here

by notdegaliuss November 6, 2021

Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.

It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps

by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021

Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.

"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"

by hola_anal March 28, 2012

Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011